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Allergies drove me nuts.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Any reasonable person would have done the same thing.
Are you thinking in black and white. Think in shades of gray.
Asbestos.
Bad karma.
Bad times help us appreciate the good times.
Blame Christopher columbus.
Cell phone microwaves cooked my brain.
C'est la vie.
Chemical imbalance.
Chronic Fatigue Syndr...oh, I'm too tired to finish.
Could it be a gas leak?
Dear Abby steered me wrong.
DNA is not reliable.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't you trust me?
Entropy.
Everyone's entitled to one mistake.
Fingerprints can be faked.
Force of habit.
Garbage in , garbage out.
Genetics.
Geniuses are often unappreciated.
God told me to.
Gremlins.
Hillary.
How do you know it was me?
I blacked out - what happened?
I called, but your phone's always busy.

 


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